Today’s modern gamer isn’t content with an Xbox Series X refrigerator stocked with 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew Code Red! No sir! The hardcore interactive entertainment junkie in your house wants more… needs more. They need the all-new Krispy Kreme Xbox Donut!
I can physically feel gaming Americans getting fatter just looking at these.
On the upside, apparently buying the “Nexus Doughnut” (as it’s known at Krispy Kreme) will land you a free month of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate – a $14.99 value. Not too shabby. Of course, you’ll spend an entire month running off the calories but hey, free gaming comes with a cost, right?
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